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  Except the customers didn't eat the sandwich. So they used that same sandwich the whole day, sending it back and forth between the bar and the kitchen. Until eventually someone came in who was actually there for a sandwich... a dried up, sweaty, stale cheese sandwich. We have this law in Toronto and at some establishments that only serve alcohol, they have the "bouncer knuckle sandwich" if you mention that they have to serve food by law. What they did was, they stuck a toothpick in the beer only-sandwich every time it was passed around to make sure no one actually ate it.

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