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My first (and second) watches of Step Brothers did that for me. The whole movie is just scene after scene of hilarity and Quotables. Dale: Alright, here's a scenario for you, Dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener...Dumb and Dumber is the only comedy that tops it IMO. LITERALLY, every line is quotable. "WE LANDED ON THE MOON!" Father: Shut the fuck up!

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