Never Underestimate An Old Man Who Loves Fishing And Was Born In July Shirt

 I used the nit-comb whenever my daughter got ‘em. I tried it because keeping the medicated treatment out of her face and eyes was a bit of a nightmare when she was little. Instead, I would nit-comb her while she was watching the telly and it was super, super satisfying getting the bastards individually, on a personal basis. And you could count their tiny corpses once you’d wiped them on the tissue. Honestly, my inner monkey has never been so happy. I miss the nits. I don't think the monkeys know how to use shampoo tbh, they just do the best they can with their hands

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